Bad day for organ donation. Hang on to your livers!

GAYGEEK.COM.AU DOES NOT CONDONE ILLEGAL ACTIVITY. Don’t steal for real and stuff. It was all the mX’s fault…hidden messages… I am now convinced that all Aquariuses are spies.

I know we’re meant to be avoiding sexysexysexet-cetera, but I barely had to change a thing…

Whoever she is, BRIBE HER. And never forget that an army marches on its stomach (or so they say…)

The Full-Moon Cometh, and with it THE UNDEAD! Yes, folks, we have it on good authority that the Zombie Apocalypse is zodiac specific, so now might be a good time to mutter excuses to all those Aries friends you were meant to catch up with, and flee the approaching hordes. There are other fish in the sea. Pisces seems like a safe bet….